AF= Aunt Flo
AMH= anti-mullerian hormone
BFN= big fat negative
BFP= big fat positive (pregnancy test)
CD= cycle day
DA= domestic adoption
DH= darling husband
DPO= days past ovulation
EDD= estimated due date
FH= fertile ho (a smug pregnant woman)
FSH= follicle stimulating hormone
FFS= for fvck's sake
FMU= first morning urine
HPT= home pregnancy test
HSG= hysterosalpingogram (a test to see if tubes are open)
IA= international adoption
IF= infertility
IRL= in real life
IUI= interauterine insemination
IVF= In Vitro Fertilization
OPK= ovulation predictor kit
POAS= pee on a stick
RE= Reproductive endocrinologist
SA= sperm analysis
SCH= subchorionic hematoma
TTC= trying to conceive
TTCAL= trying to conceive after loss
